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Post by beanguy on Mar 31, 2021 19:56:13 GMT
If a blind guy can climb Everest, it reduces the challenge.
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Post by edog40 on Mar 31, 2021 19:59:33 GMT
I wrote a song about going out and reaping and another about burning up the devil. If they hit, I’ll be rich.
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Post by zillagodreturns on Apr 12, 2021 2:18:47 GMT
I wrote a song about going out and reaping and another about burning up the devil. If they hit, I’ll be rich. Sounds pretty formulaic, imho.
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Post by joe on Jan 20, 2022 2:30:35 GMT
1. Retirement with an actual POSITIVE cash flow. Have finally reached!
2. To see what my first post on this forum actually looks like to other people!
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Post by mary on Jan 21, 2022 2:07:11 GMT
Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. “I want to take all my money with me,” he tells her. “So promise me you’ll put it in the casket.” After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside. Her friend looks at her in horror. “Surely,” she says, “you didn’t put the money in there.” “I did promise him I would,” the widow answers. “So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.”
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Post by joe on Jan 27, 2022 2:05:15 GMT
...... “I did promise him I would,” the widow answers. “So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.” Widow should probably close down her account. Supposedly just before he "died" he was seen talking to a "Woman in White" telling her "I Love the Night". Rumors are they are currently looking for a bank open at 2 AM that will cash out a paper check.
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Post by mary on Jan 27, 2022 3:19:53 GMT
Why did the little old lady put her money in the freezer? She wanted cold, hard cash.
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